So you have a wiretap placed on your phone line huh? Well I’ve been through it enough times to learn how to have fun with it, here’s a list of thoughts.
1. Babble on to friends about random stuff like pie and pizza. Make sure the conversation makes no sense.
2. Pick the phone up every now and then just to say obserd things such as “balls” or “cock and balls”.
3. If you are married, get a friend of the same sex to act out over the phone as if you are having an affair with them. Ofcourse be sure to let your husband/wife know before hand so u don’t end up on the couch.
4. Say random things to sound as if you are talking in code… you can usually have a lot of fun with this, “the bubblegum is in the moose ass”.
5. Prank call your friends, the calls may get played in a court room and everyone will get a good laugh.